... by Melissa O.
Why did I not do a little research before trekking the fam an hour away from the campground to spend a "fun-filled day" together at Six Gun City?????
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Seriously, this was the ghettoest (yes, I know that is a completely made-up word) place in the universe. Not the country. Not the world. The universe. When I asked my friendly neighborhood NH native, Jenn Shurkus if she knew about the TRUE condition of Six Gun City, she told me that she was well aware of the ghetto-status I had personally discovered. Gee, thanks for the warning. Granted, I asked for the info AFTER we had spent an hour there, but as my bff, I would think that she would have cautioned me about places NOT TO WASTE MY MONEY AT when she knew I'd be heading to NH. Sheesh! What am I paying her for, anyway??
We did make the most of it, though. I swear if KP and gang had been with us, the day would have taken an entirely different turn. There would have been whooping and tom-foolery and surely some sort of youtube video material. Surely.
We arrived at Six Gun City (or "two-cap-gun-dust-bowl", as I like to call it...) after driving through vast nothingness for an hour. RED FLAG #1. An hour after they opened, our car was the third in the parking lot. RED FLAG #2. We paid the $18+ admission to a girl who didn't even look at us, didn't say hello, didn't tell us to have a great day. RED FLAG #3. Ok, so now we all know that I have no idea what the true meaning of a "red flag" is. Apparently, I am blind to the color red, and am a sucker, to boot.
We made the most of the day. We had a bit of fun. There was a dead rat in one of the ponds that the less-than-enthused teenage employees standing watch at the water slides knew about, but didn't care enough to fish out. Griffin told me that he never wanted to hear the word "ghetto" come out of my mouth again. We waited 20 minutes for popcorn chicken. I hope it was chicken.
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The day wasn't all bad. We ate dinner at my now-favorite restaurant, Delaney's... and our waiter was originally from Dennis, so it made from pleasant conversation. Dinner was followed by a trip to the book store (for Bob), CVS (I needed shampoo), and mini golf. The mini golf place was a bit out of the way, but so beautifully maintained... it looked like my mom had set up shop with her gardening tools and green thumbs. After mini golf, we made our way to the "ice cream sundae buffet"... fantastic!! You order your ice cream flavor and all you get is the ice cream in a dish.. you make your own sundae at the topping buffet!!! **sweet** Chocolate chip ice cream with half hot fudge, half strawberry topping, mini chocolate chips, reeces pieces, and crushed oreos with real homemade whipped cream. Yum-o!
The night was made complete as I FINALLY finished HP#7.. how romantic! I got my Harry Potter fill, Bobio flipped through a truck magazine, and G read a couple of chapters in his Eragon book.
So, no fireworks on the Anniversary night. Lots of being over-tired and sweaty from a long day. Lots of sleeping. Much like the same night, one year ago. Hey, at least we're consistent, right??
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