So erin posted a pretty fantastical recap of our Saturday together... it was full of ridiculous laughter and inappropriate humor... pretty much my favorite way to spend a day at work ;)
It was World Card Making Day, and we had MANY visitors at the store taking classes and enjoying the *free* make and take that shurkus was facillitating. Janice Stickles pretty much made my day with what I thought was a HIGHLY inappropriate comment made about Miss Joan M... not because it would have been funny to have actually called Joan the name, but the sheer fact that I thought I heard Janice utter the phrase "crack wh***". Joan was a good sport about it, and Janice took it in stride, eventually dropping an f*bomb to boot. I *heart* our creative chicks!!!
Olive Garden, how I *heart* you and your yummy smells. Erin, Shurkus, Bobio and I all enjoyed a fab dinner at the O, laughing at my dinner date (a.k.a. Anthony Kiedis). Thanks, BFF, for the picture... it has already been put to good use for a super-secret project that will be revealed on Wednesday.
p.s. you *might* notice there is a certain finger gracing the bottom of my very nice picture of Mr. Kiedis. That's Bobio's finger. Maybe he had a cramp in it or something? I'm sure there's some valid explaination for it. Surely he meant not to disgrace me and my date, right?? ;)
After a delicious-o dinner (and a bottle of Lambrusco, shared between the bff and myself) we headed to the mall. While we were there, loitering, I "I-Spy-ed" a girl wearing shiny silver star underpants over her jeans. I SO wish I had taken my camera out to play papparazzi for that one. Hmmmmm.... underwear as outerwear? Maybe she's onto something new I didn't know about. I guess that it's better than going *britney*, huh?
Not only did *I* have a hot date last night, but so did my bff.
I think his name is Ron.
I'm not sure what to think of him yet. I mean, she seems happy, but there's just something a little "stiff" about him.
He's always got this phony-looking smile painted on his face, and his fashion sense is a little bit lacking. Oh, and his hair... lets just say it's a bit over-styled. I bet he uses more product than Derek the UPS guy. Maybe he could use a little help from Outerwear-girl. I should look into it...
After unsuccessfully trying to get kicked out of Barnes and Noble (and finding the BEST BOOK EVER... it's SO going to be a CHristmas present for Jayne and BDJ), we headed off to the movies. We watched "The Brave One". Jayne said it kicked a$$ when she saw it. Me? I still don't know if I liked it or not. Fighting and killing and violence. WAY different than Belle huting moths and flies. WAY different...
On a final note, I think everyone will be pleased to know that "dontyouwishyouweremeDOTcom" is an available domain name. I seriously think I need to look into that. Seriously.
oh snap. jayne's gonna pee her pants.
Posted by: erin | October 07, 2007 at 08:45 PM
i tried calling ron tonight... he was busy with some chicken mcnuggets... maybe it wasnt love at first sight??
:)
Posted by: jenn shurkus | October 07, 2007 at 10:10 PM
You will have to go for the domain name it's sooooooo you!!!!
Posted by: EJ | October 08, 2007 at 09:03 AM
Hey! That was Joanie who dropped the bomb! Not moi!!!
Posted by: Janice | October 08, 2007 at 07:28 PM
my son used to work at Mickey D's and was the one they went to for dressing up. someday I am gonna add photos to my blog to embarrass the heck out of him as McGruff, Britney Spears etc.
Posted by: Jan Scholl | October 09, 2007 at 03:16 AM
Hey! It WAS NOT MOI!!! I think Melissa got it right the first time!
LOL
Joanie
Posted by: Joanie | October 09, 2007 at 11:36 AM
You're a little crazy.
That said, myself and nine friends went to the Olive Garden recently, probably on the same night as you, to conduct our own Never Ending Pasta Bowl Challenge. They can't just dangle that $8.95 endless carbohydrate dinner in front of our faces and expect us to pass it up. You'll be proud to hear that I came away the winner, with a totally of five bowls of pasta and one salad (I passed on the breadsticks) and two sodas. I paid for it later that night, but I still think I got my money's worth.
I have actually been talking about you a lot lately. I should call soon.
Love you!
-KP
Posted by: KP | October 11, 2007 at 07:44 AM