Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-- just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry person who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got a little.
4. When you are scared -- I will tease you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend."
Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Too funny. I just cut and pasted it and sent it off to my 3 BFF's. Thanks for the laugh this morning!
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Posted by: Michele | January 10, 2008 at 10:00 AM
I based my hubby's Valentine's Day gift on this post! He's not a fan of the holiday, so I modified this a bit so it would fit! Thanks for the inspiration!
Here's a link to the mini-album that I made: http://www.scrapinstyletv.com/portfolio/view_layout.php?layout_id=71035&user_id=7262
Posted by: Bekka | February 13, 2008 at 07:21 PM